...Kirsten D! For discovering this.
My only regret is that I am not the inventor of "Poop Off"; surely, that could've been a major claim-to-fame. I suppose, for now, my job is simply "Poop On": Let someone else think of how to clean up the mess!
And yeah, this whole incident makes me think of the "Seinfeld" episode where Jerry gives his car away b/c of the stink. You'll also remember how hard it was for Elaine to get the stink out of her hair -- thankfully my smell has not permeated such depths.
Soooo...no smooth way to transition away from this topic...but, in non-poop related news, I did not work out today. No, the mud-butt did not hold me back, and the foot is totally feeling normal again, but I just am not feeling like exerting myself beyond what it takes to type this post. Besides, "The Empire Strikes Back" was on HBO this afternoon, and after that I just had to watch "Dreamgirls" which arrived for me via Netflix yesterday. Thus, I decided to put on a kettle of tea, and park myself in front of the TV and I enjoyed both movies: "Empire" is a classic, and I just can't get enough of it, no matter how many times I've seen it (my personal opinion: it's the best of the "Star Wars" trilogy), and "Dreamgirls" was fantastic (that Jennifer Hudson was impressive).
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish up the laundry, get dinner started, and prepare for a killer night of bowling. I'm going to wear my 4 leaf clover necklace, so maybe the bowling gods will smile down on me this evening and bless me with an awesome match. Also, they have beer at the bowling alley, and tonight, I'm drinking up: It's not every week you crap yourself and then share the story with the world wide web.
7 comments:
Hell yes, Empire rocks! But who would have ever guessed that the voice of Vader was actually a damn lion?
And you deserve to kick back. You've had a shitty week. :-)
Drink up indeed. We need stories and pics though. Your last sentence had me busting up laughing.
On a side note we have "Dreamgirls" to watch tonight. :>)
HELL YEAH!! Go get your drink on!! You deserve a little break after this little incident!
I am so glad someone else didn't work out today. I was all ready to go to 6:15 pm spinning class, but I'm pretty immersed in my Hellish Project and don't want to lose momentum. One day off won't kill us, right?
And how about that? Poop Off. Who knew?
I loved Dreamgirls, which confused my friends to no end. Good luck bowling tonight...
Oh God, David just cracked me up! Hope the newly discovered product works well. And really, the prize should go to you for being so forthcoming about this incident and for giving me a much-needed laugh (but sadly, in a "yes, I feel your pain" kind of way).
You want to know what's really sad? My hubby and I BOTH have IBS.
But alas, only one bathroom.
Sounds like a crappy week. Hope you have fun tonight.
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