Two words for bowling: IT SUCKED.
Yeah, capital letters. No wait: IT FUCKING SUCKED!!
2 exclamation points.
My game sucked, the night sucked, I hate the world, etc.
Usually bowling is the highlight of my week, but for this week, it was the motherfuckin' crap cherry on top of my cocksuckin' craptastic week. Fuck bowling.
12 comments:
Holy shit! Did we switch places in life? Usually that is my type of post!
SHIT, COCK, BASTARD!
Whoops, your post made me mentally slip back into the Navy for a minute. Sorry you had a shite time tonight, but that was one of the coolest and most honest posts I've seen. I was looking forward to some funny pics, however.
Nights like that make me want to wake up whenever I damn well feel like it, and then go for an angry run in the morning (or early afternoon, depending on how much more you imbibe tonight.)
OUch! That bad? Sorry to hear about it!
Put your post was full of beautiful and descriptive words!
HOLY HELL! What happened? Dish girl...
In this instance maybe blindfolds! I guess maybe I shoulda strategically hugbombed you last night. Eh, I think it was an off night for everybody. We can't be the life of the party every week. Anyways you better get the fuck outta your funk before Saturday, its gonna be messy. You might want to rerate your blog, I bet your are at least up to an "R" now. Potty Mouth.
Get it all out and don't hold back. Good news is it is behind you now and the cold beers don't hold grudges. Have a better weekend.
....um bitter party of 1 your table is ready :) maybe i'll get you a shot (on someone elses tab obviously) to soothe the pain :) hehe. we love you jess!
WOW! You rock with the profanity! Let it out and let it out good.
I like dirty talk, we need to get together LOL
I'm sorry your night was poo :-(
LOL oh man I thought I was on Firefly's blog for a second!! how do you guys make swear words so cool lol i loved this post! hahah
wow.
Oh, c'mon, Jess. How do you really feel? heh.
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