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Saturday, May 26, 2007

How to Not Treat a Cold:

Do Not assume that because cold beer feels good on a sore throat that it will make the sickness all better. Instead, all those cold beers add "headache" to the list of aches that accompany a virus.

8 comments:

Froyd said...

that's because the alcohol content in beer isn't high enough for true cleansing. You should have balanced it out with a bloody mary or two.

Viruses live in the blood. Alcohol kills bugs. Blood Alocohol must therefore kill viruses, right?

Right. Bloody mary time!

Froyd south said...

uhhhhh......what the hell happened?!

Jess said...

Froyd: I think I had enough beers to increase the alcohol content significantly. The only thing they killed were some of my brain cells.

Froyd South: Dude, I don't know. Apparently "happy hour" turned into "happy six hours"!

L*I*S*A said...

I've found that it's not beer that cures what ails ya, but Jack Daniels. Perhaps that was your first mistake.

RunnerGirl said...

Sorry to hear that you are not feeling well! I do agree through - bloddy mary's cure all my ails!

Running Jayhawk said...

If you're still feeling the symptoms perhaps you should have a few more?

runner26 said...

hmmm, that method usually works....I guess go with the hard liquor next time ;)

Marcy said...

I agree with runner26, looks like you'll have to switch to the hard stuff next time ;) I'm sorry you're feeling worse :(