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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Super Tuesday

...or, Fat Tuesday.

However, neither "fat" nor "super" really apply to my day today. I will certainly listen to the results of "Super Tuesday" but even for me -- someone who loves to observe politics -- this political year has already become exhausting and it's only February; and I'm not religious nor am I in New Orleans, so Mardi Gras doesn't really apply to me either.

Although trust me, I would much rather be spending the evening throwing back whisky shooters and showing people my hooters than being slogged down in class all day -- heck, I'd probably rather be a ballot counter in California (wait, no, let me subtract that comment -- I would NOT like to have that job today) than to be slogged down in class. Because? Classes are busy right now, yo!

Which is why...you'll have to be satisfied by the worthless jibber-jabber above to suffice as today's post because I have to get back to work. I have two batches of essays I need to finish reading and a mountain of other tasks for this week.

This is exactly the kind of work I need a trained moneky for. Or, an army of trained monkeys for. Or, gnomes, house elves, children -- some kind of trained minion to do my bidding.

14 comments:

Laura N said...

Giggling at your trained monkey comment. Hope you get through that stack quickly.

Triseverance said...

Ok that was funny, throwing back shots of Wiskey and showing people my hooters. I spit up water.

Erin said...

I will wait for your cliffnotes version of today regarding politics. I rely on friends to influence me.

Viv said...

I totally agree it seems like this political race has been going on forever.
You are too much, rather be showing your hooters than grading papers..LOL!

Marcy said...

ROFLMAO, so if I pass you a couple shots you'll show me your hooters? :P

MN Mom said...

I am so exhausted with politics...it just makes me tired.
Maybe you should show your hooters to Bill Clinton--that would make for some interesting news and shake things up!

AnthonyP said...

Today was super tuesday...super b/c we had the parade in NYC in honor of the Super Bowl Champion New York Giants !!!

P.O.M. said...

I definately need a little mini-me at work these days too. So if you find a way to get one - hook a sista up. yo.

J~Mom said...

Oohh how much you paying? That sounds like the kind of work I can do. ;>P

Non-Runner Nancy said...

Man, think of the interesting hits you are going to get from this post, whiskey shooters, showing people my hooters, gnomes, trained monkeys, minion...

You did some damage with this one!

L*I*S*A said...

I have to agree with the assessment on Super Tuesday.

Enough already!

Jess. said...

Ick good luck getting through all those essays. Hope they aren't too long...or too poorly written!

chia said...

If it makes you feel better, I did throw back a few and went home bead-laden (sans titter show) and today I kind of feel like a trained monkey :-)

Lisa - Slow & Steady said...

This post made me laugh. I'm guessing you weren't laughing when you wrote it, but it is funny to read because of the phrases you used. LOL