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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Oh, it's on!

Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, it was the showdown a la bowling, and let me tell you, the boys are bitter. Especially one in particular. Let me tell you folks, there's nothing more sour than a bitter man who has lost to the ladies.

It was a close match, and in the first two games, I will concede defeat to the team of penises, but the last game was all ours! In the end, it came down to a crucial tenth frame showdown between me and one of the he-demons, and while I fell two pins short, I gave my team the needed pins for victory (with a capital V, baby!)! These boys, well, they shed some tears, but it's nothing a few beers can't solve.

What I learned: A pitcher and a half of beer is the magic combination for me. I didn't light up that dingy alley until I'd consumed my fair share: So long attempt to banish belly fat! I need the empty calories to defeat those muppets who call themselves a bowling team!

5 comments:

runnergirl said...

Way to go on kicking the boy's butts!

Firefly's Running said...

You go girl! You tell them!

Erin said...

Oh my! The blog battle is on between you and my hubby. He couldn't wait to get home last night and craft a witty blog about how he got his butt handed to him by the Pinderellas. Maybe I should use my voo doo doll you gave me to help out for the remaining weeks in league?!? Nah, I think you can beat them without any supernatural help. Way to go girls!

pinaypower said...

hahahahahahahahaha!! you girls rock!

and team of penises...jesus that's gonna keep me chuckling all weekend...

Running Jayhawk said...

Oooooh...go get some Turkeys!!!!

I know you won't let the pink team down.