I hate computers! I just wrote a very funny entry with references about my new gym membership that were hilarious! (I'll just let you know there was a joke about a live chicken!) But now it's all gone! Gone! Blasted computer. I went to publish the entry and then I lost all that wonderful prose.
The Internet has been slow all day and now this. The gerbil who's powering the wheel that's supposed to give me "high speed" Internet is in trouble. Maybe he's sick or something, but that's no excuse. I need fast, reliable connections and if I try to publish this entry and it fails to go through, I will have my vengence!