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My real life is a lot like THS (True Hollywood Story) except there's no fame, fortune, or drug addiction. Instead, I'm happily married, have two children, and a dog who's prone to barfing at 3 am. I love them all, but I also have to run away from them every day. I always run back, though.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Pimpin Good Time

I don't know why some of my pictures from last night didn't really turn out, but for some reason, some pics were really blurry and others, like below, seem shadowy. Perhaps it's appropriate that Jerry, dressed in pimp regalia, should be cast in shadowy darkness -- maybe my camera was trying to make a social statement of some sort.

Anyway, here's Jerry in his pimp outfit. Side note: He made the cane himself. A fact of endless awe at the party. Scooter's kinda hovering there behind Jerry, unsure of whether or not we're gonna pimp him out as well. I think that cane freaked the bejesus out of him.

So, on to the ho. Here I am in hooker-rific wear. No Marcy, I didn't get Lucite heals: They're expensive and hard to walk in; besides, I already had these leopard print heals and anything in an animal print in hooker-appropriate in my opinion. Again, Jerry. Wielding his cane.
Like I said, some of the pics didn't come out well, and that was particularly true of most at the party. So all of the ones of us together came out either too dark or too blurry, and I don't know why (maybe elves have been fiddling with the settings on the camera, I don't know). But here I am at the party enjoying some pimp juice out of my ho cup. Those cups got a lot of compliments and rightly so. They are pimptastic.
The party was pretty fun. It was also a little awkward at times. We didn't know that many people, so until the conversation lubricant (called "alcohol") worked its way into our systems, we felt a little weird chatting with unknown people in our pimp and ho attire. But, we did meet some friendly and funny peeps who were a lot of fun (or maybe "pimp juice" just makes everything seem pretty fun).

We got home kinda late, and my hair was de-poofing (although still a rat's nest of hairspray), my make-up was wearing off, and my feet ached from standing all night in heals; I felt like a street worn woman, ready for bed. So, I was trying to capture the look here: In what I like to think of as "Hooker Goes to Bed."
But I don't think I look haggard enough. However, because my dress was strapless, it does at least appear that I am in a stage of un-dress. That's pretty whorish, right?

19 comments:

Wes said...

Great pics! It's nice to let your inner ho out once in a while :-) You could of just teased us with that last one and NOT offered an explanation ;-)

Have a great weekend!!

Erin said...

It's surprising what a curling iron, hot rollers, and a little aquanet can do! I think the pictures are fine-we got the idea. Will you be resurrecting the outfits for Halloween or just bedroom play?

J~Mom said...

Looks like a fun night! I have to remember those costumes for next Halloween. Wouldn't we be the hit with the PTO moms? ;>)

audgepodge said...

You guys look awesome!!! Did you get any fumny looks on the way to/from the party? That's oen of my favorite parts of going to costume events :)

teacherwoman said...

Sounds like a fun time! You guys looked HAWT!

Jes said...

That looks like so much fun! And you both look hot!

Kevin said...

Look at you two pimpin it out. Great pics. Sound like a great time was had

Running Knitter said...

Love the pics! You don't look tired at all in that last pic!

keith said...

Hot Damn.

Alison said...

I particularly love the picture with the bowls of pretzels and chips in the background -- for some reason, that's just a funny juxtaposition. :)

Nicole said...

I totally love the outfits!

Marcy said...

Totally agreed! Hot pink and leopard print says HO like no one's business! Very nice, very nice! I hope you had condoms in your purse :P LOL JK!

sRod said...

I think your earring need to be bigger and thicker to achieve maximum ho-ness.

SLB said...

Looking ho-some!

Did you pimp your ride as well?

L*I*S*A said...

Great pics, and you two look pimp and ho-tastic!!

chia said...

Hot pink and leopard heels... you had to have been the belle of the ball (or hoe of the hoedown?).

You guys look great!

Crystal said...

Love the outfits. Bet you had a smashing good time once the alcohol set in.

Viv said...

You two look great! The dress was super cute. Does that make me ho'ish?

scott keeps running said...

poor scooter doesn't know what's going on