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Thursday, May 29, 2008

Pimptastic

Just got home from shopping for a hooker dress.

Yup. I wrote that correctly. I got a hooker dress. For what occassion, you may inquire? For a "Pimp 'n Ho" party, but of course.

A friend of mine that I work with is hosting a party tomorrow night with the theme of "Pimp 'n Ho" and you have to come dressed as either. So, we pimped Jerry out -- fedora hat, sunglasses, jewlery, a fake grill, and I got myself a hooker dress, as well as some hooker accoutrement, and we both got "pimp" cups: Jerry's says "Pimpin" and mine says "Ho," and both are big and bejeweled. They are friggin' sterling (my newly adopted word for "cool as hell" -- I snagged it from Diablo Cody's book "Candy Girl" which, BTW, is rad).

I'll try to snap a few pre-pimp-party-pics to post tomorrow evening before we head out, but if I don't, I'll be certain to bring the camera along and be sure to capture some of our ho-rific time for your viewing pleasure.

Word to ya muthas.

P.S. My site meter hits are gonna go through the roof for this post!

23 comments:

Kevin said...

Fuh Shizzle My Nizzle! That sounds dope-tastic. Fo Sho

Firefly's Running said...

ROFL! Can not wait for the picture, Jess!

chia said...

Coolest. Couple. Ever!

You two so rule.

Erin said...

I can't wait to see pictures and hear the stories! I wanted to add some dope line here but nothing but lameness came to mind.

RazZDoodle said...

Isn't that what Britney and K-Fed did for their wedding?

Wes said...

LOL! You guys are too much fun. Yes, pics please!!

AnthonyP said...

This post ? Your site meter hits will go through the roof when you post pictures of you in the hooker dress ! :)

teacherwoman said...

Oh God, Marcy is going to have a hay-day with this! I can't wait to read the post party report and see all the juicy pics! Have fun!

Non-Runner Nancy said...

Oh fun. That sounds like a blast.

Marcy said...

Ooooohhh girl PLEASE tell me you got the 6 inch lucite heels!! No Ho can be complete without them.

Awwwhhhh yeah, you know I can't wait to see this pics LOL

D10 said...

Sounds like you are in for a night of fun times! Can't wait to see pictures. And, I agree with Marcy, hope you got some rockin hooker heels.

L*I*S*A said...

I can't wait to see pics of this.

YOU GO, HO!!!

Mendy said...

That sounds like a cool party! Definitely take some pics.

nwgdc said...

wow...will you need a "not safe for work" disclaimer on the pics?

Viv said...

Jess, that sounds like so much fun!

just be careful with the "John's" if you guys go out for a drunken early breakfast.

Viv said...

Jess, that sounds like so much fun!
Stripper shoes are a must.
Just be careful with the "John's" if you guys go out for a drunken early breakfast.

keith said...

I'll finally have a picture that will replace LOL cats on my desktop.

Sam said...

We did this a while back and had a great time. We went shopping at the Goodwill. I dressed in an old brown leather jacket, wide collared shirt, bright yellow pants, and an old pimp hat with a feather. I also had 1 gold tooth,a big chain and a 4 finger ring that said pimp. My wife got some old fake fur coat and leopard skirt. She looked for hire and I looked like the guy that was “renting” her out! Take a camera.

Jess said...

Oh my gosh that's a very popular college party theme....i can't wait to see your pictures

lifestudent said...

Thats unfortunate you had to go out and buy a hooker dress. If we lived closer to each other I could have just let you borrow one of mine.

Marathoner in Training said...

I think that Pamela Anderson did that same thing for one of her weddings.

Crystal said...

can't wait to see these pics, jerry in a fake grill has got to be quite the sight.

sRod said...

Whoaaa. I can't wait to see the pictures!

One Halloween wifey and I went to a party as a pimp and a ho...except she was the pimp and I was the ho. Good tiems.