Last night, I had the best bowling series of my life! In my first game, I bowled a 209!! Are you excited about that? You should be; I said 2-OH-Frickin-9! I've never broken 150 before and I bowled a 200 game!
My other two games weren't as good as that first one, but they were still way above my average: 155 and 148! I was pretty much rocking the shit out of that bowling alley last night.
On the unfortunate side, I drank too many beers last night, and this morning I feel a little poopy. Oh well, if it's the price the bowling gods demand for such greatness, I will gladly pay it.