Norah has had some good ones lately. Thus, my holiday gift to you:
"Here, Mom," handing me a wrapped gift from under the tree, "open this. It's coffee."
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"Oh my gosh! Guys come in here! My poop looks like meatballs!"
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"I want Brady to come over to our house and sleep in my bed"
Me: "But where would you sleep then?"
Norah: "In my bed too! I'd sleep next to him!"
Me: "I think that will kill your father."
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In an effort to spread out the gift opening a bit, we decided to let the kids each open a gift last night, and at bedtime, Norah had a case of gift-openers-remorse.
"I should've opened the red one. I wanna put this back in the box and open the red one."
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Norah's argument that she should get her turn on the iPad:
"But, Mom, there's new games on there: I can make Mac&Cheese and I can make cupcakes..."
Me: "I know those are fun, but Dad's using it right now."
Norah in the whiniest possible voice: "But, he's not sharing!"
"Just be patient, you'll get your turn and you can mix up Mac&Cheese to your heart's content."
"But, it's MY iPad!"
Me: "No, it's not, it's mine."
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This morning: "Mom, you gotta wipe Caleb's nose. He's got a lot of boogers and they're bothering me."
3 comments:
Hilarious! Can't wait for my little one to be cracking us up! Happy holidays...
haha, ok it's a really good thing now that caleb's boogers are bothering her already. that's going to come in handy later.
Good humor! Have a great trip!
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