I think I have to think twice before typing the sentence "I feel better now." Karma sees that sentence published so boldly on the interweb and is like, "Oh yeah? Well, then, hows about we fix that!"
So, yeah, I'm kinda feel crappy again. This time, I think it may be something new since it now comes outfitted with a sore throat and some mild congestion. Caleb is super snotty and has a horrible, wet cough; Norah is also vaguely sick, but these things don't affect her like they do Caleb.
Apparently, all of our immune systems are like eager puppies who just want to roll onto their backs and let these viruses tickle their bellies. That, or I suppose I should stop licking the snot of their faces.
What? That's not a legit method of child nose cleaning? Did you just mouth vomit a little?
Happy to make your Friday.
8 comments:
Before I read far enough to see the sore throat and snot part I thought "You're pregnant!". Then I proceeded to read further and those symptoms just don't match up with pregnancy symptoms. You have what I like to call the petri dish ala kids cocktail in your house. Good luck and keep your snotty germs away from me please!
Gah! No! put it away! I had an indian buffet for lunch today and I'd like to hang onto it for a while instead of thinking about licking snot.
Thanks for the visual. I'd already eaten too much for lunch anyways...
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Yikes! :-o
Hope you feel better soon!
Ummm... thanks but NO THANKS. Really hope things are going to turn around for you.
Hilarious, but gross! :)
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