So, you know how after a marathon, everyone who finished proudly wears t-shirts that say things like "Chicago Marathon Finisher 2007"? Well, I'm thinking of designing a little number for myself on a website that reads:
"I was barfing at mile 8 and was bused back to the finish at the Chicago Marathon 2007."
It could have a little stick figure on the front with its mouth open and barf spewing forth!
And, maybe I could buy that finisher's medal that's up for bid on ebay to go with my shirt -- would the comedy be too dark? Or would it be richly appreciated?