Teach classes: Check.
Wash guest bedding, make bed: Check.
Wash all windows (including large sliding glass doors inside and out): Check.
Wash Scooter: Check.
Dust, clean bathrooms, clean all floors, vacuum Scooter fur off couches, take out trash, run dishes, wash and dry all rugs: Check, check, check.
Finish reading stack of papers: Check.
Run 4 miles? Motherfucking Check.
That's right, peeps, with a little "can-do" attitude and a whole lotta caffeine, I got everything done on my daunting checklist. I friggin rock.