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My real life is a lot like THS (True Hollywood Story) except there's no fame, fortune, or drug addiction. Instead, I'm happily married, have two children, and a dog who's prone to barfing at 3 am. I love them all, but I also have to run away from them every day. I always run back, though.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Hey Homies!

Yeah, I'm drunk, yeah, Id on't regret it!1

So myhusbad says i douhl g not be on the computer, but Isa "srew you!@"' Yea, we migh need to get hism tom more beers!!

I rokced at bolwing and I ddi real geooo! Yay!

Okay, husbad says DO NOT Pulish!! I say "yeh, wlell ti do waht I want!"

thats how I roll.

24 comments:

David said...

LMAO!! Jess, you kill me on the good bowling nights. Awesome to hear you had a MUCH better time than last week. Now go have a big, fun, drunk time in bed! ;-)

txrunnergirl said...

LOL, maybe I need to start bowling!

Running Jayhawk said...

Darling, sweet, friend of mine...

THIS has made my night.

Hope you're not too hungover in the morning!!! :)

CollegeGirl said...

LMAO!!!!

You're too funny!

brunettechicagogal said...

Oh, my goodness. You are a riot. And VERY drunk, for sure!!!

Nikki said...

Bow chicka bowwwow!

Damn, I wanted a drunk comment!!! :'(

Glad Bowling was fun :)

scott keeps running said...

it bowling the thing with nets?

Froyd said...

Ah...blogging drunk. It is one of the few pleasures on this green earth.

Liz said...

That is hilarious! I can't wait to read what you write tomorrow after you read what you wrote tonight!

(No I am not drunk)!

Marcy said...

LMAO, homegirl is going to need some aspirin in the morning. Glad you had fun ;D

Randy said...

Jess...you rock at all you do....don't listen to hubby...here's another round....

ws said...

I hope husband hooked up an IV to keep you hydrated after you hit "publish." The pictures of the house look great...

runner26 said...

hahaha ;)Very nice. You definitely had fun last night. Hope your head is not too heavy today.

JustJunebug said...

You dont bowl on Thursdays honey.

You beer on Thursdays.

:o)

keith said...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god. I was eating my cheerios when I read this (and your comment on my blog). It's going to take a while to dislodge cheerio from my sinus cavity. You crack me up.

I recommend 64 oz. of Smart Water and four to seven Aleve.

mouse said...

deeeeeear god, this is hilarious.

I *heart* you, jess. seriously.

J~Mom said...

I am glad there was no fuckery. :>)

runnergirl said...

You are too funny! I always love your blog, but this just makes it all the better! :)

Firefly's Running said...

DRUNK BLOGGING! How cool is THAT!

Theoutofshapeguy said...

I love a good drunken rant!

Neese said...

sweet Jess LOL, too funny

L*I*S*A said...

I love drunken posts. Feel free to publish them anytime. ;)

Full Metal Lunchbox said...

Best blog post I've read in a long time.

You should win some kind of award.

Mendy said...

Drunk bloggin'... too funny! Jess, we all look forward to your bowling nights.

LMAO!