- My real life is a lot like THS (True Hollywood Story) except there's no fame, fortune, or drug addiction. Instead, I'm happily married, have two children, and a dog who's prone to barfing at 3 am. I love them all, but I also have to run away from them every day. I always run back, though.
Saturday, July 09, 2005
Fatty-fatty two by four
That's what they'll call me soon: I haven't gone running all week and I feel like a tub of goo. I'd like to go today but after cleaning and working on the house all day, I really gotta say that I don't feel like it. Maybe I need a little of that magical green tea.