For real this time, I think our computer has been healed!
It returned home today after a week-long excursion to the computer-doctor, and while there in his care, many viruses were surgically removed and everything was restored to its previous viral-free state. So, after nearly a month of dealing with not having a home computer, I now have limitless computer capabilities! Buwwahhaa...yes, that's my evil laugh...the one I do whilst simultaneously steepling my fingers and cracking a menacing grin.
Yes, world domination is now back within my grasp.
Now, I wish I could spend the next few hours surfing the interweb amassing potential minions, but alas, I must change and head out to bowling for the night.