Scene: Entryway of our house this evening.
Characters: Jess -- sweating buckets and looking miserable. Jerry -- in the kitchen finishing up dinner.
Jess: My 4 miler just sucked ass. It was fucking terrible.
Jerry: Why? What was wrong with it?
Jess: It was hot and humid, and I was sweaty and tired and I had to walk some.
Jerry: There's no shame in walking.
Jess: I know, I know, but I'm just sick of running in this hot, sticky weather. I want a cool day so bad.
*Pause*
Jess: In fact, I'd vote Republican just to get a 60 degree day.
Jerry: *Chuckle* How would you voting Republican have anything to do with the weather?
Jess: Well, I assume that if I voted Republican that would mean I'd made a deal with the devil.
Jerry: You think the devil controls the weather?
Jess: Well, it sure feels like HELL out there!
That was great. You could always move up north and get some cold weather.
ReplyDeleteHaha what a great convo!
ReplyDeleteGood stuff! The price you Floridians pay for cool winters and hurricanes :-)
ReplyDeleteDude, I'm with ya. Hot weather sucks donkey balls.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I hear you on hating the heat. At least your winters aren't as cold as here...
ReplyDeletei couldn't agree more- and i agree with wipeout- that girl rocked it last night- i was so sad for her.
ReplyDeleteI agree. If the Devil doesn't live here full time he sure resides here part time. I too hope for the 60 degree day and a land without bugs!
ReplyDeleteNow that is freakin' hilarious! It is currently 74 here and cloudy. A storm is coming in. I will try to send you the cold front!
ReplyDeleteIt's technically illegal to sell your vote.
ReplyDeleteSelling your soul, probably not so illegal, just unattractive in the long term.
Just ask Dick Cheney. Word is he actually ATE the devil and took over.
Hahaha!! Cute. I chuckled at the same point Jerry did.
ReplyDeleteWes is right. While my ass is a popsicle during the winter, you'll be loungin in the sun.
ReplyDeleteYea I would so trade. Winters here suck ass. When your nose turns into ice and it hurts to breath, now that is Satan.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! You conversation has made my morning!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Sorry your weather sucks right now, but I'll still be jealous of you when I'm freezing my ass off this winter!
ReplyDeleteExactly how I feel after a summer run! I try to tell myself that we have to suffer through the endless summer to get to the great winters we have, but that certainly doesn't help when it's 90 and humid everyday!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Love it!
ReplyDeleteThat totally made me LOL!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!! I dunno... I don't think I'd vote Republican just to get a cooler day....
ReplyDelete;)
You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteIt is so not worth voting for a Republican.
ReplyDeleteI hate that kind of heat. Don't know how you're doing it, even if it's not what you'd like.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure the move up north is much better. You still get the hot summer, and running during the winter is a bitch.
ReplyDeleteI am still in debate of who is hotter. Us or y'all. LMAO made a deal with the devil to vote republican. Just don't make your deal till after this election or we are all going to hell. Shit did I just state my poltical views on blog.
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