my holiday "luncheon" with my department? Yeah, I had me some beers. I'm feeling pretty good and buzzed right now. Som may even call me a bit drunk.
Don't worry, I didn't drive.
But now I need tosit here in my office for a couple of hours to sober up before going home.
Should make reading papers interesitng.
LOL... Give out some good grades :-)
ReplyDeleteI agree with Wes. Give them all good grades! I wouldn't write lengthy comments on their papers though. ;>)
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought only TAs drank while grading!
ReplyDeleteWow a drunk professor, that has never happened before...nah...yea right. Give good grades and keep the remarks short, like Happy Christmas or Merry New Years.
ReplyDeleteI figured out the cross country trip with math and I am not too goodly with it. I am much gooder with my english.
Well my guess is that will put an end to the tension headache from earlier in the week. Funny, were you drinking from the pitcher?
ReplyDeleteSweet! Sounds like a fun luncheon...
ReplyDeleteAnd I wish I had been a dragon.. woulda burned that cig to a crisp! :)
Don't worry you don't sound as think as you drunk you are.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the luncheon was fun. I wish my profs would have gone to one before every paper I ever worte. Maybe I would have done way better.Hope you sobered up nicely.
ReplyDeletedon't listen to them, they're trying to sway your drunk mind.
ReplyDeleteFail your students. It's job security!
Too bad they don't let elementary school teachers have "luncheons" like this ;) Best of luck with the grading and million other things you've got going on!
ReplyDeleteLOL I was going to say the same thing as Wes! Give them all A's :P
ReplyDeleteSounds like you had a great night!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I think you just "drunk-blogged"! LOL!
ReplyDeleteNice job! :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Grading papers a little drunk. Glad you had a fun time.
ReplyDelete" interesitng"
ReplyDeleteHehe.. You must be drunk because you NEVER misspell ANYTHING! I hope you are not grading spelling.
And by the looks of my grammar, I must be drunk most of the time.
Toooo funny! :) A's all around...
ReplyDeleteDo you see your spelling mistakes?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it....
You must have been buzzed, because I saw your first-ever typo!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou're so fun :o)
LOL!! I wish I could do some of my work a little buzzed - maybe it would turn out better! A's for everyone!
ReplyDeletehope there wasn't a copy machine anywhere nearby.
ReplyDelete"But now I need tosit here in my office for a couple of hours to sober up before going home."
ReplyDelete- That deserves to win some kind of prize somewhere!