Here's the breakdown on the important statistics for the Memorial Weekend BBQ/Pool Party yesterday:
Number of beers consumed: Approximately 10.
Pounds of food consumed: Approximately 10.
Pounds of food consumed that were chip-based: Approximately 8.5.
Number of hours spent in the pool playing volleyball: 5.
Number of pruny wrinkles as a result: 3,468.
Hours in the sun without taking a single sip of water (those would be sips reserved for beer): Approximately 6.
On a Richter scale of 1-10 (10 being the strongest, most destructive), my headache this morning measured a: 10.
Nice I had one of those last week after an ill advised B-Day celebration. Hope you are back in the swing of things.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? I felt like a million bucks. Weird, I should have felt like poo.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to include # of deserts consumed. For me that would be 10 also!
Aww!! I hope you feel better soon!! I reserve my montana-sized hangovers for July 4th. You think I'd learn my lesson every year. But nope!!
ReplyDeleteColor me jealous with your pool, chicka.