Just got home from shopping for a hooker dress.
Yup. I wrote that correctly. I got a hooker dress. For what occassion, you may inquire? For a "Pimp 'n Ho" party, but of course.
A friend of mine that I work with is hosting a party tomorrow night with the theme of "Pimp 'n Ho" and you have to come dressed as either. So, we pimped Jerry out -- fedora hat, sunglasses, jewlery, a fake grill, and I got myself a hooker dress, as well as some hooker accoutrement, and we both got "pimp" cups: Jerry's says "Pimpin" and mine says "Ho," and both are big and bejeweled. They are friggin' sterling (my newly adopted word for "cool as hell" -- I snagged it from Diablo Cody's book "Candy Girl" which, BTW, is rad).
I'll try to snap a few pre-pimp-party-pics to post tomorrow evening before we head out, but if I don't, I'll be certain to bring the camera along and be sure to capture some of our ho-rific time for your viewing pleasure.
Word to ya muthas.
P.S. My site meter hits are gonna go through the roof for this post!
Fuh Shizzle My Nizzle! That sounds dope-tastic. Fo Sho
ReplyDeleteROFL! Can not wait for the picture, Jess!
ReplyDeleteCoolest. Couple. Ever!
ReplyDeleteYou two so rule.
I can't wait to see pictures and hear the stories! I wanted to add some dope line here but nothing but lameness came to mind.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that what Britney and K-Fed did for their wedding?
ReplyDeleteLOL! You guys are too much fun. Yes, pics please!!
ReplyDeleteThis post ? Your site meter hits will go through the roof when you post pictures of you in the hooker dress ! :)
ReplyDeleteOh God, Marcy is going to have a hay-day with this! I can't wait to read the post party report and see all the juicy pics! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteOh fun. That sounds like a blast.
ReplyDeleteOoooohhh girl PLEASE tell me you got the 6 inch lucite heels!! No Ho can be complete without them.
ReplyDeleteAwwwhhhh yeah, you know I can't wait to see this pics LOL
Sounds like you are in for a night of fun times! Can't wait to see pictures. And, I agree with Marcy, hope you got some rockin hooker heels.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see pics of this.
ReplyDeleteYOU GO, HO!!!
That sounds like a cool party! Definitely take some pics.
ReplyDeletewow...will you need a "not safe for work" disclaimer on the pics?
ReplyDeleteJess, that sounds like so much fun!
ReplyDeletejust be careful with the "John's" if you guys go out for a drunken early breakfast.
Jess, that sounds like so much fun!
ReplyDeleteStripper shoes are a must.
Just be careful with the "John's" if you guys go out for a drunken early breakfast.
I'll finally have a picture that will replace LOL cats on my desktop.
ReplyDeleteWe did this a while back and had a great time. We went shopping at the Goodwill. I dressed in an old brown leather jacket, wide collared shirt, bright yellow pants, and an old pimp hat with a feather. I also had 1 gold tooth,a big chain and a 4 finger ring that said pimp. My wife got some old fake fur coat and leopard skirt. She looked for hire and I looked like the guy that was “renting” her out! Take a camera.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that's a very popular college party theme....i can't wait to see your pictures
ReplyDeleteThats unfortunate you had to go out and buy a hooker dress. If we lived closer to each other I could have just let you borrow one of mine.
ReplyDeleteI think that Pamela Anderson did that same thing for one of her weddings.
ReplyDeletecan't wait to see these pics, jerry in a fake grill has got to be quite the sight.
ReplyDeleteWhoaaa. I can't wait to see the pictures!
ReplyDeleteOne Halloween wifey and I went to a party as a pimp and a ho...except she was the pimp and I was the ho. Good tiems.