...or, Fat Tuesday.
However, neither "fat" nor "super" really apply to my day today. I will certainly listen to the results of "Super Tuesday" but even for me -- someone who loves to observe politics -- this political year has already become exhausting and it's only February; and I'm not religious nor am I in New Orleans, so Mardi Gras doesn't really apply to me either.
Although trust me, I would much rather be spending the evening throwing back whisky shooters and showing people my hooters than being slogged down in class all day -- heck, I'd probably rather be a ballot counter in California (wait, no, let me subtract that comment -- I would NOT like to have that job today) than to be slogged down in class. Because? Classes are busy right now, yo!
Which is why...you'll have to be satisfied by the worthless jibber-jabber above to suffice as today's post because I have to get back to work. I have two batches of essays I need to finish reading and a mountain of other tasks for this week.
This is exactly the kind of work I need a trained moneky for. Or, an army of trained monkeys for. Or, gnomes, house elves, children -- some kind of trained minion to do my bidding.
Giggling at your trained monkey comment. Hope you get through that stack quickly.
ReplyDeleteOk that was funny, throwing back shots of Wiskey and showing people my hooters. I spit up water.
ReplyDeleteI will wait for your cliffnotes version of today regarding politics. I rely on friends to influence me.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree it seems like this political race has been going on forever.
ReplyDeleteYou are too much, rather be showing your hooters than grading papers..LOL!
ROFLMAO, so if I pass you a couple shots you'll show me your hooters? :P
ReplyDeleteI am so exhausted with politics...it just makes me tired.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should show your hooters to Bill Clinton--that would make for some interesting news and shake things up!
Today was super tuesday...super b/c we had the parade in NYC in honor of the Super Bowl Champion New York Giants !!!
ReplyDeleteI definately need a little mini-me at work these days too. So if you find a way to get one - hook a sista up. yo.
ReplyDeleteOohh how much you paying? That sounds like the kind of work I can do. ;>P
ReplyDeleteMan, think of the interesting hits you are going to get from this post, whiskey shooters, showing people my hooters, gnomes, trained monkeys, minion...
ReplyDeleteYou did some damage with this one!
I have to agree with the assessment on Super Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteEnough already!
Ick good luck getting through all those essays. Hope they aren't too long...or too poorly written!
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel better, I did throw back a few and went home bead-laden (sans titter show) and today I kind of feel like a trained monkey :-)
ReplyDeleteThis post made me laugh. I'm guessing you weren't laughing when you wrote it, but it is funny to read because of the phrases you used. LOL
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